
Alas...The new object of my affections is none other than a gorgeously hick old Bronco. I think it would be my perfect vehicle:
- Room for Kids? Check!
- Room for Dogs? Check!
- Super Cool in a Kitschy, hippie-trendy way? Check!
- Like anyone else's car? No way, Jose!
- Could potentially haul whatever? Check!
- Would hold up against y'all's hybrids in a crash? Double-check!
- Wouldn't matter if it got scratched and Joe pointing things out in exasperation? True 'dat!
Matter's settled - Yo' check my ride out!

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